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Jargon Busters
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GIFTED....Can read and write
LOYAL....Can't get a job anywhere else.
SOCIALLY ACTIVE....heavy drinker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES....tall with a loud voice
HARDWORKING.....paranoid about being watched
NATURAL MANAGERIAL TALENT.....has Eton accent
FINANCIALLY SECURE....not afraid to ask for a rise
KNOWLEDGEABLE....expert bullshitter
DESTINED FOR THE TOP....chairmans son
POPULAR WITH COLLEAGUES...unlikely to get promoted
GOOD BUSINESS CONNECTIONS...high up in the Masons
CAREER WOMAN...too ugly to get a date
LIFE AND SOUL OF THE OFFICE....complete twat
DOWNSIZING & RESTRUCTURING....night of the Sicilian Vespers